Saturday, March 5, 2011

Greetings From My Death Bed

Well, it's finally happened. After months of malnutrition and hard livin' my immune system had flipped me the bird. I went to bed on Thursday night feeling particularly exhausted and with pretty substantial migraine. When I awoke on Friday morning, I literally couldn't even talk. My sinuses were throbbing in a way that I have never experienced and my entire body ached as if I had just completed a triathlon.
My finger nails hurt.
My hair hurt.

It hurt to speak or even watch television. I called in sick to work and spent the rest of the day violently coughing and attempting to sleep. 

Today I wish I could say I feel much better, but alas this evil sickness is still upon me. 
If I don't make it through the day, at least I will have this blog as my legacy! eh?eh?

Straight up pitiful!

Bleeeeeeeggggrrrrth

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